Couldn't get tickets for Spider-Man 2? How about 18 hours of the 1967 TV cartoon. They've just been released on a 6-DVD set ($50).

"Yes, the episodes where Spidey goes underground and swings past the same stalactite 47 times in a row is there," an Amazon reviewer notes, "but hey,nothing a sugar rush can't make you ignore."

He clinches his argument by invoking the lyrics to that unforgettable theme song. "Does whatever a spider can...."

Season 2 was produced by Ralph "Fritz the Cat" Bakshi, another Amazon reviewer notes...

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