Heather Havrilesky was bitter last week. California's Recall election whipsawed after a final five-candidate debate -- and all Arnold had to do was "throw out an assortment of rebellious-sounding one-liners and insults simple enough for an intelligent dog to understand.

"We are med as hell, and we are nut going to take it anymore!"

"This is all trickery, just like the budget vas trickery!"

(To Arianna) "You personal income tax hef the biggest loophole, I can drive my Hummer through it, that's how big the loophole is."

"They go out and go tax, tax, tax. You guys hef an addiction problem, you should go to an addiction place!"

"Where are the jobs? Gone, gone, gone."

(To Arianna) "Maybe a little bit more decaf!"

"Yeah! What he said!" Havrilesky continues. "Tax, tax, tax! Jobs gone gone! More decaf!"

"Predictably enough, by a few days later, the Barbarian had a lock on the election and Huffington left the race. It's comforting to know that the thug who yells the loudest wins it all."

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