"[I]t wasn't until four years after I started training that I had any meaningful communication with a girl."

That's the man-who-would-be-governor: Arnold Schwarzenegger. (In a 1977 interview.) Fox News has urged their employees not to humorously cite Arnold's acting career, since that belittles the Republican candidate and is thus "not fair and balanced." (According to liberal blogger Atrios.)

The Republicans still risk splitting their votes among the wide variety of candidates - as CNN apparently realizes. When Bill Simon dropped out of the race, their headline read:

"And then there were 134."

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