AOL issued a statement early Wednesday saying service would be restored Wednesday afternoon. In fact, it didn't go up until 11 pm.

Subscribers trying to log on received the following series of messages.


The system is temporarily unavailable. Please try again in 15 minutes.


The system is temporarily unavailable. Please try again in 30 minutes.


The system is temporarily unavailable. Please try again in an hour.


The system is temporarily unavailable. Please try again in an hour and 30 minutes.


Earlier this week one representative told the San Francisco Chronicle that AOL computers were immune to the kind of outage that occurred yesterday .

This kind of thing is going to get AOL a reputation for dishonesty. The Wall Street Journal wrote, "AOL put out a puzzling press release claiming that [newly-hired Chief Operating Officer] Razzouk had chosen to resign largely because he didn't like 'the prospect of relocating his family to the Washington, D.C. area.' Never mind," the Journal added, "that Mr. Razzouk had, in truth, just sold his Memphis home -- and that he had already closed on the purchase of a new $1.7 million showplace in McLean, Va."

True to form, AOL's system automatically displayed the worst possible messages. The mandatory-viewing ad pitching more time on the system started, "We know that many of you have been reluctant to fully explore the diverse offerings..." The "Top News Story" in their Reuters headline area turned out to be "AOL apologizes for massive outage". And the sign-off ad: "This week: 'Gravity Kills' "

AOL plans to make it up to their members by giving each and every one of them a whopping 32-cent refund. The ultimate irony: just last month AOL took out help-wanted classified ads saying "At America Online, we dominate the programs we design..."

But life goes on at AOL. Actual messages from today's Welcome screen....



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Life on AOL - Part VI

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Life on AOL - Part IV

Life on AOL - Part VI
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Life on AOL - Part VIII
Life on AOL - Part IX
Life on AOL - Part X
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