Question: puck why are you sich a loser

Question: Do you still smell like dog crap still?

Question: what's the biggest scab you ever picked off?

Question: What's the trick to snot shooting?

Question: IS IT TRUE YOU'LL BE COMING OUT WITH YOUR OWN SCAB AND SNOT CANDY BAR?

Question: Are you a boxer guy, or a brief guy?

Question: Have you ever had sex with two women at once?

Question: Would you have sex with Cory for 100000000 dollars?

Question: what's the biggest scab you ever picked off?
MTV PUCK: ummm, soap box accident, ripped my nipple off

Question: What's the trick to snot shooting?
MTV PUCK: it's in the finger against the nostril & angle of head

Question: PUCK, IS IT TRUE YOU'LL BE COMING OUT WITH YOUR OWN SCAB AND SNOT CANDY BAR?
MTV PUCK: Would you eat it?

Question: Would you have sex with Cory for 100000000 dollars?
MTV PUCK: I'd have sex with a cow for that much $$$$

Question: How do we know you're really Puck?
MTV PUCK: cuz I love my butt

Question: What do you like to do for fun except for soapbox derby ?
MTV PUCK: beat off

Question: why are you soooooo dirty? are you always like that?
MTV PUCK: I don't think about dirt the same way as you, I have T-cells

Question: PUCK DO YOU FEEL AS IF YOU SHOULD BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION ALL THE TIME?
MTV PUCK: especially when I masterbate

Question: Puck, what kind of girl (or boy) do you like?
MTV PUCK: I like fake t-ts
MTV PUCK: they're like snocones

Life on AOL - Part I
Life on AOL - Part II
Sneak Preview: Part III
Life on AOL - Part IV
Life on AOL - Part V
Life on AOL - Part VI
Life on AOL - Part VII
Life on AOL - Part VIII
Life on AOL - Part IX
Life on AOL - Part X
Life on AOL - Part XI

Life on AOL - Part XIII
Life on AOL - Part XIV
Life on AOL - Part XV
Life on AOL - Part XVI
Life on AOL - Part XVII